These two fellas were trying to be friendly and hang out with me and my sister. They asked if we had any other siblings and I just replied by saying “nah man. I mean we did but I killed them all. It was like The Hunger Games.”
And I wonder why I don’t have a boyfriend.
High-res
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
(Source: sinyasiki)
So I’ll be flattered if you hit on me, and I won’t totally shut you down because I appreciate the courage and confidence to approach someone, but if your opening line is if I drink or smoke to get “turnt up” then I’m done.
is he from star wars?
eVERYBODY IS BASICALLY CAPTAIN AMERICA EXCEPT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA
I’m sorry but are we not going to point out that a 6 year old knows Hannibal…
(Source: rhymewithrachel)
if ur age isnt on the cock ur too young for the clock
real eyes realise real lies
